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Who Republicans Are Really Voting For

September 2, 2012

Would you recognize the devil if he knocked on your door dressed in a $1,000 suit, sporting a $200 haircut, praising the Lord and quoting scripture? I would, but millions of conservative Christians apparently don’t. Satan himself, in the form of Ralph Reed, has spent the last 30 years trying to co-opt our democracy by convincing mentally deficient, evangelical Christians to follow him into hell, and bilking them out of their money. They have blindly done his bidding without checking for the three sixes on his head or the reptillian scales beneath his suit.

Every American should watch this video: Ralph Reed: From Purgatory to Power. Unfortunately, the republican voters who most need to see it have already made up their minds and won’t watch it. The truth would only confuse them. This is the best example of the wisdom in keeping religion out of government.

Comparing this sociopath to the serpent in the Garden of Eden would be an insult to snakes everywhere. Reed has used his pseudo-Christian charisma to convert the simple-minded faithful into a huge voting block at the base of the republican party. He then used their voting power to force all republican politicians (including Mitt Romney and John Boehner) to bite from his apple.

It is said that when you marry someone, you don’t just get your spouse, you get his or her whole damn family. Republicans have become so corrupted by Reed’s special-interest group that, if you vote for any republican, you’re actually voting for this evil puppetmaster and all his demons who are pulling their strings from the murky shadows. You are doing the devil’s bidding. You may get the candidate for whom you voted, but you’ll also get Grover Norquist, Jack Abramoff, Sean Hannity, Karl Rove, The Kock brothers, and yes, the devil himself.

I have many reasons to hate republicans, but when I asked myself where the fundamental root of my enmity comes from… this is it! It comes down to what Ralph Reed and his minions have done to the party and our country. Republicans have sold their souls to the devil – pure and simple. 12 And I will keep on doing what I am doing in order to cut the ground from under those who want an opportunity to be considered equal with us in the things they boast about. 13 For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. 15 It is not surprising, then, if his servants also masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve. – 2 Corinthians 11.

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8 Comments leave one →
  1. Kathara permalink
    September 2, 2012 11:48 AM

    Creepy picture XD. I don’t know this person. Is it a real man or a doll?

    • September 2, 2012 1:37 PM

      As the self-proclaimed “Sole True Representative of the Great Lizard here on Earth”, you should recognize Ralph Reed. He is no man. He’s definitely not a doll. He is the Lord of the Underworld – the devil incarnate – the Great Lizard himself – the embodiment of all that is dark and evil on planet Earth.

      • Kathara permalink
        September 2, 2012 3:49 PM

        The Great Lizard? No. More likely an Illu android. I’ll try to catch it and run some tests on it. Some anal probing to start with perhaps.

        • September 2, 2012 4:41 PM

          While you’re probing his anus (hopefully with a hot poker), I’ll be trying to find out what an Illu android is. Let me know what you find out.

          • Kathara permalink
            September 2, 2012 5:01 PM

            An Illuminati android? Never seen them before? Weird greasy white silicone skin, glassy eyes, unnatural movements?

  2. September 2, 2012 5:12 PM

    I believe I DID see one! It was last week and he was accepting the republican nomination for president.

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