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Mitt Romney… The Best of the Worst

April 13, 2012

As far as I’m concerned, the campaign for the GOP nomination couldn’t have turned out better. Long gone (hopefully for good) are the never-rans like Mitch Daniels, Sarah Palin, Tim Pawlenty, Gary Johnson, Donald Trump, and Haley Barbour. Gone are that whiny Tea-Party bimbo with the titanium spine; that brainless, gun-totin’ Texan who doesn’t believe in evolution or climate change; the party’s token black man with the overblown ego and overactive libido; and, thankfully, that anti-everything, evangelical nutjob from Pennsylvania. It’s too bad that John Huntsman didn’t do better. Maybe he will be Romney’s choice for VP and we’ll see an all-Mormon ticket.

So what are we left with? Yes, Newt Gingrich and Ron Paul are stubbornly hanging in the race but are going nowhere but down and out. This week, after Santorum bowed out, Mitt Romney was declared the presumptive nominee. This is great news for the Obama re-election campaign.

For all the thinking voters, there is no contest and Obama has their votes sewed up. Romney is an out-of-touch, beady-eyed idiot with nothing to offer everyday Americans. He looks like a deer in the headlights when he’s on the stump. When he tries to orate a conservative ideology or lambast Obama, he sounds like a liar and a fool. Obama is a mental giant who truly cares about regular folks. He will crush Romney in the general campaign.

When it comes down to election day, the question will be this: Can the non-thinking voters, whose only goal is to “make Obama a one-term president”, form a majority? Surely not! Such a theoretical victory would be a sad statement on the mental health of the American electorate. These miscreants went through a dozen candidates trying to find one that could beat Obama and Romney is the best they could come up with? Good luck with that.

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