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Holiday Greetings From the Stranded Alien

December 14, 2011

Do you sometimes feel like Ebenezer Scrooge at Christmas time? I always do and I don’t feel guilty about it. Years ago I got sick and tired of the commercialism of Christmas and wasting money buying gifts for a bunch of ungrateful little bastards. Now, the bastards have grown up and I’ve trained everyone not to expect anything from me – other than an original e-card and a heartfelt wish for a happy holiday season and a better new year. So, readers, here you go. Bah, Humbug!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. December 14, 2011 8:28 PM

    Hey, hey now you got the best gift of all this year. The gift of canine companionship!

  2. Chuck permalink
    December 15, 2011 5:20 PM

    You definitely SHOULD feel guilty about using Ebenezer Scrooge as your role model. He was the original Teabaggin’ Republitard!!! Find another hero!

    • December 15, 2011 6:00 PM

      ‘Tis true that MOST republitards are ALL bad, but Scrooge had one good quality (until those ghosts got to him). He refused to participate in the whole Santa Claus crapitalism thing and, for that, I honor him. “Hero” is a little too strong a word. NOW GET OFF MY LAWN!

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