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The Scariest Creature Ever

October 30, 2011

Forget your zombies, ghosts, witches, demons, vampires and skeletons. They are laughable and loveable when compared to this creature from hell. If people don’t wise up, this three-headed monster could become very real next November. It could take over America and possess your very soul. Burning in hell and being pitchforked in the ass by Satan will seem like a summer vacation on Capri in comparison. You’ll beg the zombies to eat your brains after this creature finishes trampling everything you have that makes life livable.

This beast has an insatiable appetite for power,money and non-wealthy humans served with a spicy peanut sauce. The three trunks will suck every last dollar from your wallet. When you’re broke it will eat you. Then, when it poops, it will poop on any of us who manage to survive. The only weapon that can kill this evil beast is your vote. Use it wisely… And have a happy Halloween.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. October 30, 2011 12:27 PM

    I don’t see anyone wise enough to vote for.

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