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A Game the Whole Family Can Enjoy

September 17, 2011

Everyone enjoys trying to kill Zombies. And it goes without saying that the far right-wing of the republican party is like a bunch of zombies. They are trying to take over America by eating the brains of feeble-minded conservative voters. Sometimes they piss off the rest of us to the point that, if we were not so non-violent, we would try to wipe them off the face of the earth. Well, thanks to StarvingEyes Advergaming’s “Tea Party Zombies Must Die”, we can do just that. With this new game we can do, in virtual reality, what we can only dream about doing in the real world. The game site warns you that “Tea Party zombies are walking the streets of America.” Then it instructs you to “Grab your weapons and bash their rotten brains to bits! Destroy zombies Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Glenn Beck, the Koch Brothers and many more!”

How many times have you wished you could slaughter Brit Hume, Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity or any of the blonde Fox News anchors, and take out Newt Gingrich and Glenn Beck while you’re at it? Are you tired of arguing with idiots who don’t believe in global warming? Just crack the skull of the Climate Change Denial Zombie. If you’ve ever entertained the thought of sexually humiliating Michele Bachmann before beating her to death, she’s conveniently clad in just her bra. If you hate poor, stupid, racist rednecks, use your crowbar or Uzi on the White Trash Redneck Birther Zombie.

The game is educational as well. It shows important facts that conservatives conveniently deny or ignore. Conservatives are up in arms over the release of this game, but they should be thankful that progressives have this outlet to relieve their frustrations over the crackpot, negative and destructive politics practiced by the Tea Party. Otherwise the frustrations might boil over into a real-world slaughter of the evil and seemingly unstoppable Tea Party “zombies” that are ruining our country. These “walking dead” will eat your brain… but only if you let them. The only non-violent way to stop them is at the ballot box, but you can play the game online for free at

2 Comments leave one →
  1. September 17, 2011 10:44 PM

    Love it! )

  2. September 17, 2011 10:47 PM

    That “pubpath” id was wrong. It’s me. I’M the one who loved this post. ))

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