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Honey Wagon Humor

June 21, 2011

When your job sucks, you’ve got to keep a sense of humor. The following slogans were seen on trucks that service septic tanks and porta-johns:

A Flush Beats a Full House

The Turd Burglar – We’re Number 1 in the Number 2 Business

Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of Your Product Back

Another Load of Politician’s Promises

Your Number 2 is Our Number 1

Got Poop?

Money In the Tank – You Think Your Job Sucks?

Back Off!!! We Ain’t Haulin’ Milk

Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels

Thanks for Flushing Our Business Down the Drain

We Haul Milk on Weekends

You Dump It… We Pump It

You Shit It… We Get It

The Number 1 Man for a Number 2 Job

Caution: This Vehicle Full of Political Promises

Caution: Stool Bus

We’re the Industry Leader in Non-hazardous Waste Disposal

I Want Your Stinkin’ Business

One Comment leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    December 18, 2015 9:36 AM

    Your shit is our bread and butter.

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