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SA’s Prick of the Week – Charlie Sheen

November 25, 2010

Until recently I’ve only known Charlie Sheen as the lovable character Charlie Harper on the hit TV show, Two and a-Half Men. Because I liked his character, I thought I liked the  actor too. Then I saw a video where Sheen expressed his venomous right-wing beliefs and his dislike for President Obama. That’s when I decided I didn’t like the actor.

He is the highest paid performer in television at $1.25 Million per episode. Hugh Laurie (TV’s Dr. House) only makes $400,000. What does 45 year-old Charlie do with all that dough? He spends it on liquor, cocaine, hookers and partying. That’s a great gig if you can handle it, but Charlie apparently can’t.

In 1996, he was charged with attacking a girlfriend at his California home. He pleaded no contest and was placed on two years of probation. Two years later, his father, actor Martin Sheen, turned him in for violating his parole after a cocaine overdose sent him to the hospital. He was ordered to undergo a rehab program. He had a very bitter and public divorce from Denise Richards, the mother of Sam, 6, and Lola, 5. Last Christmas Sheen was arrested in Aspen, Colorado following a fight with then-wife Brooke Mueller who called 911 saying that he had tried to kill her with a knife. Sheen cut a deal to avoid jail time by entering a rehab facility for 30 days. And Now he’s in trouble again for trashing a hotel room in a drunken, coked-up rage and physically abusing a young escort.

Charlie, you’re a prick! You’re on top of the world but you’re about to fall off. Please accept the Golden Prick Award for all of the dastardly deeds and for your destructive behavior. You can blow your brains out for all I care, just wait until my favorite comedy show has run its natural course. The one selfless thing you’ve done in your miserable life is to make millions of people laugh. Don’t forget that they are why you can afford your lascivious lifestyle. Let Charlie Harper finish his run.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. November 30, 2010 7:28 PM

    Amen!

  2. February 3, 2011 10:27 PM

    Screw you giblet

  3. kevin permalink
    June 16, 2012 2:56 PM

    Mic*

  4. July 24, 2013 6:46 PM

    Venomous right wing beliefs?

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